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Following through.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:51 pm
by Lizard
Awful isn,t it? have any forumites had first arse experience of this.


Re: Following through.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:55 pm
by Pervert
Apart from you and Magoo, you mean?

Once only. In the car, thought it was safe to let loose a good, solid fart. Never, EVER, trust a fart.

Re: Following through.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:57 pm
by Lizard
NO! Stop right there. I do not want to go to bed with that thought in my mind, not you Carac, I always had you down for a guy who dry cleaned his farts before despatching them, now that shelley bird.......


Re: Following through.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:59 pm
by Pervert
It's not like I did it on purpose.

And Shelley is far too ladylike to follow through. She doesn't even join in the neighbourhood singsong.

Re: Following through.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:02 pm
by Lizard
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it may incinerate me.


Re: Following through.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:09 pm
by Pervert
Fortunately, because I am so old, I was wearing my adult nappy.

Re: Following through.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:58 am
by mutanthalibut
Incontinence pants....see how big you can get them before you take them off!!


Re: Following through.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:03 am
by Deuce Bigolo
The record would be bill oddie in the goodies intro,aye?
Either incontinence pants or waders,take ya pick

Re: Following through.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:51 pm
by Trumpton
You don't want to hear my story - it's just too gross !sick! !puke!