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Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:36 pm
by Officer Dibble
According to this latest study, not only are puka women (women with tits, waists, and asses) generally more attractive to blokes, they are smarter too.
And there?s more?
This next study confirms the importance of makeup in making the most of girls who may not be natural sex goddesses.
This all seems to click into place in relation to today?s chav birds, who are neither shapely nor well versed in the ancient feminine art of applying a bit of lippy. It could explain why they tend to look like cack ? i.e., desexualised, androgynous beanpoles or beer barrels.
Officer Dibble
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:06 am
by one eyed jack
Where do you live then Officer?...Hackney??? LOL Just kidding.
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:08 am
by one eyed jack
Actually shouldnt knock Hackney I just realised Leona is from there and she is lovely. Everyone loves her. Shes so sweet and kind and caring and she can sing real sweet too.
Bless her.
I cant believe she comes from Hackney
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:12 am
by Deano!
Too often 'curvy' is misinterpreted as 'fat'. And of course, that strange tangled mess of illogical nonsense that is the womans mind keeps telling them they are overweight if they exist at all.
The only solution is for we men to fill sexy, curvy women with hot jism at every opportunity to help them feel at ease with their bodies.
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:37 am
by Lizard
Officer. I,m amazed by some wimmin who brazenly advertise thier services as 'Models' (the term model relating to glamour and fashion etc) I look at some of the ads...'Nu model available', and have to get Ms Liz to put me muzzle on--to stop me jaw from breaking with laughter and bewilderment, there are better looking trees growing in parks.
Thin pasty addled faces, tatoos Everywhere, piercings, shit clothes and very little in the way of make up--if any!
Where did it all go wrong...
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:57 pm
by thesaint3333
Give me the wonderfully curvy Nigella Lawson anytime.
And put the anorexic Kate Moss out to pasture.
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:24 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I love the way all these theories treat women like headless chickens
If you didn't like the head why would be attracted to the body?
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:29 pm
by Sam Slater
We complain of skinny birds, but the average waist size of a female in 2007 is 5" more than a hundred years ago.
Re: Shapely Women - The Smart Choice?
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:32 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Wouldn't that just be proportionate to the increase in average height