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Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:40 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Ever thought of changing your name then try these on for size
aka -
My Anus Is Like A Rubber Ring
My Finger Smells Of Bum
My Pussy Smells
My Sperm Is In Her Eyes
Pussy Paste
Dick U Lick
Anal Pork
Shit Stab
Double Dicker
Bum Bandit
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:45 pm
by Pervert
God, some names from the past in that thread.
Four years on, and he finally settled on a name: ChrisD.
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:51 pm
by Sam Slater
I wish I'd have thought of 'ShitStabber'.
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:57 pm
by Snow Patrol
Blast from the past or what LOL
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:58 pm
by fudgeflaps
Botty Pirate is good too, as is:
Puddlejumper and 'I bowl from the Pavilion end'.
I thought there would be a cocky 'Uphill Gardener' as a handle.
Can anyone guess what 'Dracula's Teabag' is........? I cried with laughter on hearing that one.
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:00 pm
by Pervert
I think that is from the Profanisaurus and refers to a device used when Aunt Flo is making her monthly appearance.
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:00 pm
by Sam Slater
[quote]Can anyone guess what 'Dracula's Teabag' is........?[/quote]
Bloody thirsty?..........lol.
Nah, something like: Romanian Tampax !puke!
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:09 pm
by fudgeflaps
Well done Carac, I was reading Viz on the way to Riga last year for a stag, was pissed on the plane, and pissing myself laughing at that 'un.
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:13 pm
by Pervert
It's pathetically juvenile, appeals to the simpleminded and is just smut.
I love it.
Re: Anyone who needs a new name
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:16 pm
by fudgeflaps
Well, that's just it. The articles and the letterbox are the best bit though, wonderfully surreal!
Loved the one on Christ's secret miracle, a 7-dart finish!!! Priceless.
Some of it can be puerile, but a like-minded Viz humourist is a joy to work with, you're giggling like schoolgirls for the rest of the day.