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First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:42 pm
by harmonyhex
On weds I'm finally getting on a plane for the first time and flying to Stockholm.
I'm half scared and half excited!!
Just thought I would share it with you all !happy!
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:46 pm
by fudgeflaps
They'll play 'Snakes on a Plane', a topical flight instructional documentary (you should see the bit where a snake jumps out the lavvie bowl and bites a guys cock) starring Samuel L. Jackson to put you at ease.
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:46 pm
by Trumpton
It's the safest way to travel Harmony !happy!
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:51 pm
by Peter
Its always a good idea to take a packed lunch with you. To get around the hand luggage limits, wrap your sandwiches in tin foil and tape them around your waist.
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:56 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Thats a damn sight better than flying high parts 1 & 2
Don't mention the mandatory cavity search at the airport,something to look forward to i suppose
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm
by Jacques
I'm so high when I'm the pilot of a plane,
touching down in camberwick with a kilo of cocaine.
Sing along now...
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm
by Ace
You'll be fine....................doing your first shoot was probably more scarey
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm
by Trumpton
Which airline are you travelling with?
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:58 pm
by fudgeflaps
Here, here Peter, top advice there. Also:
Package any bananas in a pistol-like configuration in tin foil, going through the gates too, and strap all your deoderant aerosols underneath your top round your waist, alternating your sarnies with aerosols. If you are nervous, stride through with the iPod playing mellow Islamic/ Arabian riffs of the Sudan bazaars.
Re: First time on a plane
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:02 pm
by Peter
Deuce Bigolo wrote:
> Don't mention the mandatory cavity search at the
> airport,something to look forward to i suppose
If this happens please try and avoid slipping into work mode, and, when the searcher sticks her fingers in you holes, start saying, "yes, thats it, harder you dirty bitch, harder, I want it all, stick your whole fist in, go on........." etc.