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I've been sorting out some old mags for chucking away (and some to sell soon, so keep your eyes peeled LDM and Sammy Jessop fans) and in one of them, there's a free Escort sampler mag. So I'm looking through it, all casual and innocent like, and there, billed as something like Marion from Northampton, sits Danni fucking Ashe in a bathtub, short bob hairdo and massive tits floating on the suds.

Danni Ashe! Of all the people to try to sucker punch the readers with.... they must have had balls the size of battleship to try that on.

Has anyone else spotted a big name model being passed off as a Reader's Wife in their old porno past?

Ned wrote:

> Has anyone else spotted a big name model being passed off as a
> Reader's Wife in their old porno past?

From the days when I used to buy jazz mags, I remember dozens of top models passing themselves off as "reader's wives".

I was looking at a clip on the net today, and an ad right next to it was a shot of Michelle Maylene from LA. Underneath it said: 'meet hot girls from Sheffield right now!'

I guess she's emigrated.

Aye, but it's worse when you get readers wives trying to pass themselves off as top models! !laugh!

Chinese lass on show: "Meet Marge of Northhampton!" A Russian beauty coming under the billing of, "Come to Auntie Ethel of Putney". I get a lot of AdultFriendFinder spam, and they have all these exotic stuuners as "claire from Glasgow would like to meet you........ etc" Fecking laughable.

As for soft porn, it's introductory teenage toss fodder or a wee "break the wife into it gently, she won't think it's that bad". A bit crap tbh, Brit Porn was so hideously repressed! Blue dots on the hot Euro penetrative stuff, erections and cumm fountainry? I'm an adult, I know what I'm after, how dare Society pretend to protect folk from filth! Even the anti-porn hypocrites must have well rampant sex, the real thing is more graphic....... and hey, we all do it.

Yep, most of what I have to get rid of is what I bought when I was young and repressed. There's a couple of Eve Vorley boy girl sets where he keeps his underwear on throughout.

The ultimate piss take...the soft b/g..

It almost screams at you...this is tame...if your not hard its OK neither am I

Almost as ludicrous as the smiling double penetration shots

As for the use of softcore big name models...its fantasy...nothing says it has to be real.....I'm sure no reader ever penned most of those letters

!laugh! the smiling dps, the catalogue shot gone badly wrong.

lol

Ecstacy or Agony but not happy

If your going to smile close the eyes...nothing says ecstacy more than eyes rolling into the head and a big smile ala Gilly Sampson

I've seen a lot of strained smiles, they would probably need 50 frames-a-second time lapse photography to capture a smile.