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Re: Trend towards unisex public toilets

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:41 am
by fudgeflaps
Well, the psychological boundary and physical boundaries known as 'bricks, mortar and tiles' and that three-pronged rotating barrier that was two distinctly separate toilets for men and women didn't discourage a bonk. I think the other psychological boundary that nobody is particularly fussed to witness the pretty base, animalistic, unglamourous sight of a human or human(s) excreting or bonking is a key factor. I don't think we give a toss really; if anything, unisex toilets will give rise to a lot of pervs cracking one off to the feeling that the hot bird on the main concourse is in the opposite pink-coloured, sequined cubicle dropping her kids off by the pool.

Right, see when 'sinking the Bismarck' in a public bog, a lot of us are very self-conscious of our botty-burps and virtuoso arse-trumpetry. Do you whistle to mask the sound or do you fire the one o'clock gun loudly and proudly before spluttering and delivering the almighty sound of what is likened to a 14lb bowling ball impacting on a full paddling pool then declaring "That will be a danger to shipping when it hits the Channel, it might even pierce EuroTunnel"?

You then leave, grin and proclaim to anyone waiting, "I'd leave that for an hour", delivered with a Sid James cackle.


Re: Trend towards unisex public toilets

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:56 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Its obvious their downsizing so why don't they just take it to the logical conclusion and connect all the chairs up to the sewerage system

Imagine the productivity gains of not having to take a 10 minute break

Re: Trend towards unisex public toilets

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:12 am
by fudgeflaps
Yeah, but it would smell nicer at the end of 'proceedings', won't have ten rolls of lav-roll blocking the toilet or 'little presents' fromthe last ten incumbents. I also don't think there will be fag-burn marks deforming the plastic, and the ladie's graffiti will be either inspirational excerpts, or impromptu mind-jogger shopping lists.


Re: Trend towards unisex public toilets

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:16 am
by Deuce Bigolo
15 years ago I tried to get some of those sweet smelling yellow thingys from central supply and was told to f..ckoff we've only got a finite supply

Re: Trend towards unisex public toilets

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:50 am
by fudgeflaps
To a bit more serious, I'm not for unisex toilets at all. With deviant rapists capable of whisking an unsuspecting woman off the street, I think unisex presents too much scope for sexual assault for a depraved, prowling rapist- I don't think a 24-hr concierge would be a good solution, CCTV cams can be obscured.

I can't see any viable benefit from it.


Re: Trend towards unisex public toilets

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:36 pm
by Trumpton
olayphtangphtangbiscuitbarrell wrote:

> I am aware that there is a trend towards unisex public toilets

!shocked! Not around here there's not !shocked!