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I woke up this morning to find that I had suddenly turned gay! This means I am no longer turned on by the ample curves of Sarah Young or the oral abilities of Donna Warner, and instead prefer to look at sweaty hairy blokes like Ron Jeremy. But my loss is your gain folks, because this means I'm selling loads of videos - around 50 in total!

These are all originals, mainly bought from Hardcore Cafe, etc. Several come with the original plastic covers with colour photo sleeves. Most of them are hardcore and several feature British girls. I'm prepared to go pretty low with the prices.

Send me an e-mail if you want the details, and please say if you can accept Word documents, otherwise I'll paste the details into a normal e-mail. Ta.

xxx

And please call me Gloria

Well now Gloria, I can tell by your choice of video supplier that you?re a lady of impeccable taste and some considerable style. I must say, it's a dam shame you've turned, seeing that there's a sumptuous new HCC catalogue imminent (it's rolling off the presses as I type) and as per usual it's jam packed with oodles of British and International porn princesses sporting - Hot minges! Big tits! Big Asses! Plus, dare I say it - Guys with throbbing stonkas! So best not cancel your subscription just yet. This newfound desire for dick might just turn out to be a fleeting fancy.


P R Mann - the Max Clifford of Brit-Porn

Gloria, have you thought this through? I mean are you saying your gay? or transsexual.because if you transsexual you will
obviously need a new wardrobe and stuff, I dont want to sound to
mercinary, but if you have any decent stuff!!
anyway if your batting for the other side now, the very best of luck to you
stop by for a cup of tea anytime
Lizard
kettles on..........

I really don't know, Lizard. I'm very confused. But if I do decide I need a new outfit you can have my green tank top and paisley Y-fronts. They're the very depths of fashion.

It all started when I dropped a pound coin whilst taking a late evening stroll back from the pub across Hampstead Heath. I knelt down and tried to look for it in the dim light. Then someone who I recognised as a former Denfence Minister just happened to pass by and offered to steady me by placing his hands around my waist. Then - would you believe it? - my trousers started to fall down. The ex-minister asked me what I wanted so I shouted "Pound! Pound!".

I don't remember what happened after that, but I awoke a changed man.

You were the finest I've had in...oh....at least a week BoringBloke.

Funnily enough something similar happened to me when I dropped the memory expansion from my Palm Top. I was bending over when some chap approached me from behind and asked me what I was looking for.

Innocently I replied "Ram....Ram"


(I'll get me coat...)

Bugger me! that Hamster heath,s a bloody strange place, scary if
you ask me, thats how Norman Scott got started "alledgedly" and
look what happened to him, you certainly have to watch these bloody cabinet makers. Anyway thanks for the offer G, I might take you up on the paisley,s.mmmmmmmmmm..
So! now your batting "off stump", would you mind sending me your
list!and in return, should I stumble upon any, ehm.....bears and
cubs stuff! not that I,m likely to of course, not in my part of the world, where if you have more than 3 teeth, your queer! I,ll get a man to get a man to "male" you with your new choice of viewing.
keep your pecker up

I,d put the kettle on but it,s broke..........

Hi,
please send me a list of the videos you are selling that involve
british girls and if possible,who they are.
My PC can accept Word documents
Thanks
Tomo