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Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:37 pm
by Jacques
This guy has just walked into an office typing pool to fix a broken printer and the typists have all just basically decided to fuck him senseless.
I've repaired a printer before and this didn't happen.
I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories.
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:45 pm
by spunkie
Whats the make of the printer? Mines on the blink too.
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:50 pm
by fudgeflaps
Yeah, might just be for Lexmarks- a perk of getting 'em cheap. They go on the blink regular too, their owners must 'get some' all the time..
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:59 pm
by fudgeflaps
.....and typing too? You're a star multi-tasker, Mrs Jacques will be jealous and may have to distract you with her soaking mimsy, if it's not Dorcel.
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:02 pm
by Sam Slater
That's because you haven't got a spray tan.
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:17 pm
by Trumpton
Or a mullet.
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:21 pm
by fudgeflaps
Or six toes on one of your feet.
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:26 pm
by Ace
I know what you mean Jacques..........I was going to apply as a pizza delivery driver on nights off at the local Dominoes JUST for the after shags I see on the usual US porn films.........fuck the minimum wage this time!!
Re: Michelle Thorne
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:14 pm
by pj
If she needs any repair work done on her pc, I can do house cals. LOL.
Pj
Re: Right now I'm watching porn
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:29 pm
by planeterotica
Ace wrote:
> I know what you mean Jacques..........I was going to apply as a
> pizza delivery driver on nights off at the local Dominoes JUST
> for the after shags I see on the usual US porn
> films.........fuck the minimum wage this time!!
>
planeterotica wrote:
OEJs allready done the one with the pizza boy in a film with Shakina about ten years ago and the pizza boy shit himself !shocked!