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Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:42 pm
by Sam Slater
I met a Dutch girl who had inflatable shoes.
She didn't turn up for our date as she'd 'popped her clogs'.
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:46 pm
by Trumpton
Groan Sam, but as you say it's a silly joke.
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:01 pm
by fudgeflaps
Silly? That would be a Fudge Top 20!!! !tumbleweed!
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:45 pm
by Sam Slater
Ok, not really a joke, but a puzzler.
I get my finger and touch my right cheek, I scream out in pain. I touch my left cheek with the same finger and again scream out in pain. I touch my shoulder and scream out in pain. The same with touching my elbow, wrist, hip, knee...whatever I touch, makes me scream in pain.
What's your medical diagnosis?
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:03 pm
by Lizard
You have burnt your finger?
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:12 pm
by Sam Slater
Ok, I'll give it you. I broke it.
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:49 pm
by hammer4life
whats got 18 legs and scares the shit out of women???
gangrape
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:10 pm
by mutanthalibut
Due to recent events in Sudan.....
.....Sooty has cancelled his tour of Jamaica.
They don't get much worse than that.
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:48 pm
by Lizard
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....did i win owt?
Re: Silly joke.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:50 pm
by Sam Slater
You win a weekends choir practice at the congregation of latter day hackers, where Father Jacques resides.