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I have many hobbies, this being one of them.

Wazza has callously stolen one of my livelihoods.



So, what do you have to say? Are you going to give me a cut of any sponsorship deal, or a 'skim-off-the-top' of a timely bung?

I should be receiving this as compensation for mental cruelty, a severe psychological twunting and for shredding my moral fibres.

!tears!

The rumours go that you wre trying to impress Izzy of Ice with the cue-action, but you lost control of the white, an excited twitch, and prematurely went all over the place.

Being an avid fan of snooker, I'm sure she admires your unpredictability around the pink spot.

I actually am an avid fan of the Great Game... but I don't just like the pink spot, I love the triangle area...

imagine the semi-finals of the BGAFD snooker World Championships, Izzy on the sidelines'd definatly be shouting out many-a slur... Break your white ball right into my triangle... Sink your pink in one of my holes...


Oh Gosh!!! It's horny wednesday... I'm in the pub, and I've had a half too many... I'm trying to chat snooker filth... somethings wrong!!!!

XXX