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I have just carried a 13ft 6 carpet through town back to my house!! I think that must be the strangest thing I have ever carried anywhere.

Got to rush out now and finish shopping so I can get back and lay the carpet, which will be a new and exciting experience for me !happy!

Lol do you need any help in getting laid erm.. sorry geting it laid

Was the carpet carried by the arms, or transported by your car?

The carpet is almost three Harmony's long, hard to visualise you carrying it!

I'll answer the question when my brain finds it; it's a bit fuzzy today.

Laying a carpet can be a right bugger if you don't get the measurements sorted correctly before lying it down on the floor. Incorrect measurements mean you could be there for hours trimming excess carpet away.

Answer: 3-week long 'flu virus.

fudgeflaps wrote:

> Answer: 3-week long 'flu virus.

I hope you're a bit better now fudgey?

That was the winter bug of Chrimbo last year, Trumpo, a bad bastard it was too.

I've been lucky this year so far; there's one kicking about just now.

There are a few nasty bugs kicking about just now, so be careful and not snog any dirty women, Fudgey.

I seem to avoid all these winter bugs and get through it almost unscathed. I've got a bit of a sniffle the noo, but that's all I've had this winter. Have you been inoculated against flu?

I'm way too selective for the dirties now, big C!!!

I'll just chill out in my decontamination chamber until they all pass, or occasionally venture out in my special suit.

Before it crosses your mind: no, not the birthday suit (which is also special).

!wink!