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Morning you lot

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:44 am
by Jacques
As you all lay under my internet greatness, awaiting my wonderful and exciting tales of the real world. I am going to offer you humility and a chance to bask in my reflected glory:

What did you do yesterday that you wouldn't want your Mum to know about?


Re: Morning you lot

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:51 pm
by Sam Slater
Saturday?

I jizzed over a girls arse.

That's about it..............you?


Re: Morning you lot

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:03 am
by Deuce Bigolo
haven;t cleaned the toilet bowl for nigh on 3 months

Got a wonderful black caked ring around the waterline

Might go an invest in a crate of coca cola

Re: Morning you lot

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:37 pm
by Trumpton
Jacques wrote:

> What did you do yesterday that you wouldn't want your Mum to
> know about?

Had a wank.