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Diana Again

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:26 pm
by steve56
Now their saying the driver was driving like a maniac?

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:39 pm
by Mike_CFC
tbh this Diana thing is completely boring the tits off me.Did'nt have time for her when she was alive,so nothings changed now that she's brown bread.

Did you know Diana can be an acronym for Died In A Nasty Accident

Pavarotti goes to heaven where he meets Princess Di.Pavarotti says to her
"Diana,that's a mighty big hallo you have above your head".Diana replies
"It's a not a hallo,it's a fucking steering wheel you fat cunt"

I know,i'm a sick barsteward !wink!

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:42 pm
by steve56
Agree its boring now.They should have clunkclicked

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:47 pm
by Mike_CFC
They all drive like maniacs in France anyway,so what else is new?
And morelike she should'nt of shacked up with a bindi !drink!

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:50 pm
by steve56
I reckon they were fucking and the driver had a look and crashed the car .

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:30 am
by Arginald Valleywater
Far more importantly did she take it in the arse? Most Arabic men regard this as a no brainer..........

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:10 am
by spider
The headlines when she died should really have read

?single mother, living on state benefits, abandoned kids to go on night on the town with new boyfriend, killed in drink drive crash in Paris, whilst not wearing seatbelt?.

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:29 am
by steve56
Good one spider.

Re: Diana Again

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:17 pm
by Trumpton
Four people got into that car and three ended being killed because they were not wearing seat belts. The only survivor (Diana's personal bodyguard) was the only one who wore a seat belt. It's a simple as that.


Re: Diana Again

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:05 pm
by Mike_CFC
The real mug in this is Al Fayhed.Spending all sorts of money on a pointless inquiry,though the cost is a drop in the ocean to him.But should'nt he really be spending money signing players to keep his dodgy football team in the premiership?.

No wonder why they're going down !wink!