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I've just eaten my Crimbo lunch. I had turkey slices with honey and mustard stuffing, bacon rolls, roast tatties cooked in bacon fat, roast parsnips, sprouts, a couple of small Yorkshire puds, all topped off with lashings of bread sauce.

I haven't yet tucked into my Crimbo pud and creamy custard - because I'm stuffed!!!

As Christmas Day should be, Trumpy.

I started early this morning by nibbling on peanuts, dry roasted peanuts, twiglets, sensation Crisps and Pringles all before I ate my lunch.

I feel well and truly bloated - I'll probably be hungry again in about an hour !wicked!

Let down by the pub as they wasnt serving Xmas dinner after all the chat about it in october and november so i had breast of chicken in Belle Italia.

That sounds very unsatisfactory.

Are you now stuffed?

Yep i just had Mushroom Soup too.

Guv'nor, you've really thrown the boat out here !thumbsup!

Aston Villa tomorrow will get well and truly stuffed!

I am not stuffed, put does pissed as a one-eyed fucking newt in a bottle of rum - argh me hearties ... make any difference Trump Lad??
Fuck me that apple cider is strong nectar, I am half tempted to take it back and tell the cunt it is too strong for public consumption ... but then again I could go and get another dozen bottles - heads or tails??

Well on the way

12 pieces of ham,12 pieces of turkey,bit of salad & half a stick of metwurst

all washed down by 6 pints,2 750ml bottles of apple cider(12%) & half a 750ml bottle of cinzano vermouth

I'm currently lounging in front of the TV watching India v australia boxing day test(with the commentary on MUTE)while working my way through
cashew nuts,almonds,rice crackers,apricots and the other half of that metwurst stick

Not sure if I should wash it down with water,coffee or just head to hopistal and have my stocmach pumped out