Car Window Stickers
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:17 pm
It takes a bitch like me to love a bastard like him
If god wanted people to be queer he would have created adam and steve.
Your village called, they said that they are missing an idot.
Arse, gas or grass, no one rides for free
Safe Sex Sucks, So Screw Someone Special
If you're gonna ride my ass, could you at least pull my hair?
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doin!
Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon??
Maybe you could drive better if that phone was up your ass
All men are like dogs you must train them first or they will go into someone elses yard
I'm PMSing so get put of my way
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
All men are Idiots, and I married their King
DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
If god wanted people to be queer he would have created adam and steve.
Your village called, they said that they are missing an idot.
Arse, gas or grass, no one rides for free
Safe Sex Sucks, So Screw Someone Special
If you're gonna ride my ass, could you at least pull my hair?
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doin!
Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon??
Maybe you could drive better if that phone was up your ass
All men are like dogs you must train them first or they will go into someone elses yard
I'm PMSing so get put of my way
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
All men are Idiots, and I married their King
DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
I love cats...they taste just like chicken