egafd.com

Just wondered whether the site proprietors were aware they have just had a mention in the latest edition of 'The Erotic Review' which is a subscription based magazine aimed specifically at posh folks who have a literary bent and who are also partial to a good shag.

Officer Dibble.

Very commendable old chap.

Hear, hear.

No we didn't know. Evidently we aren't posh enough to subscribe. Thanks for telling us.

Well the exotic review looks as though it should be read in Sainsbury,s cafe, whilst enjoying your toast basket, but if Damien Hurst reads /contributes to it, well I mean.....

brew?..............

OK then, I'll send you one of my older copies so you can see what it's all about - though I fear 'Anal, Bukake, Cream Pie Volume 99' lovers may find it a bit stuffy.

There's an address in the back if you fancy subscribing. But for God's sake don't tell them Officer Dibble sent you, or you'll be black-balled for life. You could even find yourself in the back of a haycart on Newgate Hill!

Officer Dibble.

Thanks a lot. Since I don't come under the heading of 'Anal, Bukake, Cream Pie Volume 99' lovers I might find it interesting.

Newgate Hill!!
Even I'm not THAT old for God's sake.
At least I don't think I am, but come the morrow............

When's Rowan Pelling going to give us a show?

Aren't you domiciled not too far from Tyburn?