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Spreading The Virus

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:19 pm
by Officer Dibble
When you're in a queue at the bank or perusing the mags on the shelf at W H Smith and the fucker next to you starts coughing and sneezing all over the place and the prospect of two weeks personal discomfort and misery looms large, don?t you silently scream ?OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE, FUCK OFF!!, and leave the queue or the mag holding your breath, lest you imbue the pesky virus that is being so liberally sprayed around by the uncomprehending individual? Is it a person?s civic duty to stay home if they have the misfortune to catch a respitory virus, in case they unnecessarily infect others?




Officer Dibble








Re: Spreading The Virus

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:23 pm
by steve56
In the 80s in the post office this was always happening they are usually east europeans .

Re: Spreading The Virus

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:45 pm
by Officer Dibble
"In the 80s in the post office this was always happening they are usually east europeans ."

Looks like you've got 'em sussed, steve.





Officer Dibble








Re: Spreading The Virus

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:26 pm
by colonel
If you have phlegm as a result of a virus, it's important to shift it ASAP.

I find gobbing the green and yellow stuff down the back of someone's neck in a queue or a crowd always works for me.

Re: Spreading The Virus

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:38 pm
by Nob3y
As far as I understand the offices,shops and factorys act Im sure if you have somthing that is classed as an contagent you mustnt goto work and risk spreading it.