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The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:10 pm
by Trumpton
For those who don't know what I'm waffling on about, well it's a sausage that's shaped into the letter 'U". They are made by a company that I won't name for fear of embarrassing them - but they begin with the letter 'M'.

Now these pieces of food are shrunk wrapped into tough plastic. The only way to open them is by the use of a pair of stout sissors. Once you have cut away and removed the plastic this sausage is free and is difficult to hold as it's covered with a film of grease.

Upon tasting it I found them to be border-line disgusting, but with lashings of onion pickle they are edible - just. At a tickle under two quid I thought that they were more than a tad on the expensive side.

There are two known varieties, 'original' and 'garlic', both of which I have recently consumed and have to report that, after the initial grease shock, they are not too bad. As the saying goes: "I've tasted worse!".


Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:12 pm
by Lizard
Trumpton me old mucka, do your body a massive favour, either desist from eating this shite or take up smoking, both will kill you.


Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:18 pm
by Trumpton
I'm ready, willing and able to try out many different types of "foods" - including tubed dog turds like this. See me as a sort of food tasting guinea pig.


Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:20 pm
by Lizard
Gingsters stuff is not bad if your stuck on a motorway and dont fancy eating your own arm.


Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:27 pm
by Trumpton
Lizard wrote:

> Gingsters stuff

Ah, food of the Gods - in my opinion anyway.


Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:34 pm
by colonel
Trumpton wrote:

> I'm ready, willing and able to try out many different types of
> "foods" - including tubed dog turds
>

A career in German porn awaits!

Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:38 pm
by Trumpton
!laugh! !bow! !laugh!


Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:42 pm
by Lizard
You should try a 'scatburger' trumpy...


Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:49 pm
by crofter
Lovely deep fried these U Benders so I have heard, just go into your local Gay Chip Shop and ask for a Special Smoked Sausage Supper.

Re: The 'U' shaped sausage.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:17 pm
by Trumpton
The ones I'm talking about are real - not fake, or made up. Look for 'U' shaped sausages at your local supermarket. They'll be next to the toilet and carpet cleaning liquids !blush!