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Cmon lets all rename trumpy's toilet trips!

Crimping a legenth!

King Crimpson.....lol...I even fucking amused meself with that.

I've read BGAFD for years.

I've learnt about actresses, producers, feuds and passions.

But, for my money, Trumpton's shits are what BGAFD are all about.

It's pure magic as we discuss the effect of porridge or prunes on his arse.

Would bran help?

Watch as Trumpton learns what nitrokeg beer is.

Will a film get made?- a story of Trumpton only being able to shit if a boy/girl orgy takes place in front of him.

Will he finally ease his anal torment as he dumps in a golden throne-shaped khazi as a continental sex show takes place in some nightclub in front of him.

And will Teresa May do hardcore at last? Whilst chrisd plays a giant turd that gets photos at last?

Maybe now- after years of waiting- we can find out.

With respect to the Colonel's advice, how about: Pebble-dashing the porcelain?

Top of the Pops

surely that should be top of the plops!

Or Top of the Poops.

Where is the old Englisman incubator tonight anyway?

You need to ask

!laugh!

!bow!