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Jesus with a ahrd on!

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:37 pm
by Shelley Louise
Story from todays news!

AN art gallery is under fire for exhibiting a statue showing Jesus Christ sexually aroused.

The figure is the centrepiece of 74 plaster models, ranging from Mickey Mouse to ET.

Controversial Chinese artist Terence Koh is exhibiting his work at the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Art in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear.


Angry John Monaghan, 33, of Newcastle, said: ?If other religious characters were portrayed like this there would be riots.?

Local Catholic priest Rev Christopher Warren branded it ?an affront to what we hold dear?.

Re: Jesus with a hard on!

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:37 pm
by Shelley Louise
Sorry meant HARD ON.

Re: Jesus with a ahrd on!

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:27 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Controversy gets you publicity and sex + religious controversy will get you a good crowd

like the last dude who had JC being drenched with Urine

Not something I'd go to see as its pretty tasteless and leaves nothing to the imagination unlike say the like the statue of david which just oozes class

Re: Jesus with a ahrd on!

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:04 pm
by Pervert
We knew what you meant, Shelley.

He'd be the luckiest bloke when it comes to self-relief, though. No need for a wank, he's got a ready made hole and can have a handjob.

(Any devout Christians sickened by this image---tough)

Re: Jesus with a ahrd on!

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:07 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Is he was human afterall

Nothing more human than cracking a fat
I wonder if his eyes move

Re: Jesus with a ahrd on!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:18 am
by steve56
Wonder if he could turn come into wine?

Re: Jesus with a ahrd on!

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:19 am
by Jacques
Good job it wasn't Mohammed .... mind you there is Profit in Art ......