Has Trumpton pooed again?

[colonel]

Or will colonic irrigation be required?

[Jacques]

As long as it's not a Cleveland Steamer

[Trumpton]

colonel wrote:

> Or will colonic irrigation be required?

No need. All my poo has escaped and is now probably floating somewhere in the North Atlantic by now.

[Jacques]

Or at Molineux this afternoon .... !swear!

How we won I have no idea.

[Sam Slater]

I hope it never drifts over any busy shipping lanes, Trumpy. Collision with an oil tanker would be catastrophic for the coastlines of northern Ireland.

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> I hope it never drifts over any busy shipping lanes, Trumpy.
> Collision with an oil tanker would be catastrophic for the
> coastlines of northern Ireland.

I got in contact with the Coast Guard and they said it moved north by north west at about 7 knots and was last seen heading towards Iceland. (not the shop).

[Sam Slater]

It will do doubt freeze, get covered in ice and follow the main atlantic currents past Iceland and Greenland, then follow the Eastern Canadian/American coast past New England and New York, down into the Carrabean, where it will melt and everyone in Cuba will be asking to eachother, 'Have you farted?'

[Trumpton]

!laugh!

No seriously though, I feel much better today after my ploppy excursion last evening - ahhh, that's a relief off my sphincter.

[colonel]

A Shit supporter then? !wink!