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Paid my subscription for lots of lizard fun got fuck all and not even a Xmas card or a new years message you scaley robbing reptile!

As soon as he had the subs from enough of us mug punters he shut the site down taking our hard earned to keep his vivarium nice and snug this winter !annoyed!

Dear Ms Shellfish Louie. First of all let me thank you for your generous subscription to Lizard.inc, I should point out that we have checked our records and can find no trace of your direct debit, are you sure you had enough cash in the bank as the price of shares can go down as well as up, I can confirm the site has not been updated for a while due to the owner sunning himself in Florida over the xmas period and just a general 'cant be arsed' attitude, maybe you would want to knock Liz.inc on the head and join our new site...www.skidmarksandpoofightinggirls.com, the content gets updated everytime our web designer 'Trumpton' pinches a loaf, (so, every fucking hour on the hour), it's full of non stop poo on poo action and fantastic value for mug punters
I hope this aleviates your fears.So if you could just subscribe then fuck away off we would be grateful.

Your sincerely

Sam Slater (site manager)

Liz, you're a comic genius !bow!

Funny as fook! !laugh!

All hail the brownmeister !happy!

Just looked at that site... its fucking shit!

[quote]Your sincerely

Sam Slater (site manager)[/quote]

What a cunt.