Predictive text cock ups.
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:18 pm
Predictive text Cock ups.
The predicative text software loaded onto nearly all mobile phones, whilst useful during the day, can wreak havoc whilst texting under the influence of alcohol.
Some favourites:
"Sorry still outside the club. Fucking steve." (queue)
"wish I was inside your gorgeous aunt right now" (cunt)
?Ready and raping to go!? (raring)
The local pub in town is called the crown. So when my mate, Dave, asked a particularly nice female if she wanted to meet up:
''fancy gettin food in the crown?''
It was inevitably written as:
''fancy gettin done in the brown?''
"Can't wait to be licking your puppy? (pussy)
"Fancy a dual?" (fuck)
Fortunately, the girl receiving saw the funny side and sent the following reply:
"Andy, unfortunately I hav no desire 2 don full body armour, a sword, and a shield, grab my horse and ride over to urs for a "dual". Oh, and I certainly dont want sex with u!"
"It's ok, no hurry, I've got aids" (ages)
?Gassy new year!!!" (happy)
"come on over... I have wind" (wine)
My friend Steve text me when we were planning a trip to Alton Towers:
?I can't wait to have a go on all the sheep!? (rides)
?Put your coal into my puppy? (cock & pussy)
I asked my mate if he had any plans one evening quite late:
"Wife open, definitely not sleeping!" Was his reply! (wide)
Whilst preparing for a play:
?Have you got the rapist ready yet? (script)
?Spank me when u get here? (Prank)
The predicative text software loaded onto nearly all mobile phones, whilst useful during the day, can wreak havoc whilst texting under the influence of alcohol.
Some favourites:
"Sorry still outside the club. Fucking steve." (queue)
"wish I was inside your gorgeous aunt right now" (cunt)
?Ready and raping to go!? (raring)
The local pub in town is called the crown. So when my mate, Dave, asked a particularly nice female if she wanted to meet up:
''fancy gettin food in the crown?''
It was inevitably written as:
''fancy gettin done in the brown?''
"Can't wait to be licking your puppy? (pussy)
"Fancy a dual?" (fuck)
Fortunately, the girl receiving saw the funny side and sent the following reply:
"Andy, unfortunately I hav no desire 2 don full body armour, a sword, and a shield, grab my horse and ride over to urs for a "dual". Oh, and I certainly dont want sex with u!"
"It's ok, no hurry, I've got aids" (ages)
?Gassy new year!!!" (happy)
"come on over... I have wind" (wine)
My friend Steve text me when we were planning a trip to Alton Towers:
?I can't wait to have a go on all the sheep!? (rides)
?Put your coal into my puppy? (cock & pussy)
I asked my mate if he had any plans one evening quite late:
"Wife open, definitely not sleeping!" Was his reply! (wide)
Whilst preparing for a play:
?Have you got the rapist ready yet? (script)
?Spank me when u get here? (Prank)