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Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:11 pm**

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

What else?

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:12 pm**

My nans advice was when we were all little.

Keep your hand on your tuppence and dont wear your knickers in bed as your fanny will fall off.

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:13 pm**

Never text dirty to any girl who's name stats with the letter 'm'. Just incase 'Mum' gets a horrid surprise.

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:14 pm**

There are two important things:

1) Never tell everything you know

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:15 pm**

Nor everything that you don't.

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:18 pm**

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:19 pm**

Go for a midnight jog after eating a massive curry.

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:19 pm**

Never do today what you can put of until tomorrow !happy!

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:20 pm**

Always try and be at the front of a queue in a gangbang!

Posted: **Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:20 pm**

Have you ever lent someone ?20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

The essential lessons of life