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Dear Ben,
Just got Arse woshippers on DVD brilliant film - as usual the girls edible and the preformances more than notable- especially Navines facials!!

However I was a tad disapointed that the Indian Lady was not in the film, booo!!!

Are you putting this scene on another film ?

And many thanks for being one of the most prominent film makers of the prominent era without a)being up your own arse
and b) keeping the quality of each film exceeding the previous.

regards
funky

You might get more response from Uncle Ben on his own message board at : as he doesn't grace us with his presence here so much anymore.

I know. I miss the old sod. I reckon he has to spend most of his time answering posts on his forum from that Dr bloke whos obsessed with Bens "bevelled" helmet.

He spends the rest of his time washing his numerous luxury cars.

Oh yeah, Dr Pam Javelin and his mushroom obsession, it takkes all sorts I suppose.
And no cracks about "I'm sure he's a fun guy" This Monday is dragging enough as it is

A fun guy! Hee, hee. Chortle etc

No wonder poor old Ben is reluctant to post. He probably thinks all his fans are as deranged as that Dr Penis Fixation guy. Perhaps Ben should provide a link on his site to a good therapist or head-doctor.

I personally cannot see the resemblance between Bens pork-sword and a mushroom. Perhaps I am missing out in my knowledge of funghi. Got a corker of a mushroom in my bathroom but I think its more of an Omar than a Ben.

Time for my valium.

We just plugged your forum BTW Ben. Loads of people will now visit just to read the strange ramblings of your fan. So think on.

Why hasn't Ben just banned him from the board?

I don't think deranged fungus based ramblings are forbidden in his FAQ, Alec and co take note!!!!

He probably hasn't got 'enforcers' of the calibre of WG and Alec.....but isn't 'Pam Javelin' a great name?

Spam Javelin is quite good but its not as funny as ....Oh bugger I forgot. Never mind. I`ll get me kettle.