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Any Titus Bramble jokes/chants?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:54 pm
by bristolian
I cannot believe this guy is paid to play football. Apparently his 'defensive slip' today was something to behold.
Sir Bobby Robson: "Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn't bite. And he has a great tackle." Genius.
Any more gems/stories/chants about the rock that is T Bramble?
Re: Any Titus Bramble jokes/chants?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:01 pm
by Mike_CFC
Steve Bruce is thinking of moving Titus Bramble to left back.Left back in the changing room.
Bramble's missus can boast having a Dutch Cap,while Titus Bramble does'nt have an England Cap.
I do try !wink!
Re: Any Titus Bramble jokes/chants?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:01 pm
by Sam Slater
I saw the 'slip'. He's a complete donkey that just seems to go on and on, and on, and on. Slip-up after fuck-up, after slip-up.
It was just a simple pass back to the keeper. Under no pressure he still managed to scuff the ball and roll it to Johnson, who scored.
Re: Any Titus Bramble jokes/chants?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:03 pm
by bristolian
Perhaps they like his Shakey speary name...
Re: Any Titus Bramble jokes/chants?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:09 pm
by Mike_CFC
A chant for Bramble would be to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine' by The Beatles
We all live in a Titus Bramble world,a Titus Bramble world,a Titus Bramble world.
We sung that about that 'great player' Robert Fleck when he was playing for Chelsea hoping he would eventually find the net.What a waste that was !laugh!
Re: Any Titus Bramble jokes/chants?
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:08 pm
by Guilbert
I agree with Sam Slater. Awful.
He was facing his own goal, just on the edge of the penalty area.
Not under any pressure, although Johnson was running up to him from behind.
All he had to do was side foot it back to his goalie.
Seemed to miss the ball completely (or partly hit it), allowing Johnson to run past him with the ball and stroke it into the net between the goalies legs.