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I wish i was a rich man

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:20 pm
by Jacques
I wish i was a rich man, a yabbah dabbah dabbah dabbah dee dee dee dee do.

OK so you win ?25m on the old dogs/lottery/inheritance/bank fraud/mugging an OAP.

How you going to spunk it?


Re: I wish i was a rich man

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:40 pm
by Sam Slater
Oh, don't bring Vera up again!

I watched Fiddler on the Roof at the theatre last year. They were great.

As for spunking money......I'd build a porn empire, wouldn't you?


Re: I wish i was a rich man

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:51 pm
by Jacques
Hookers and drugs in that order.


Re: I wish i was a rich man

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:58 pm
by Sam Slater
Wrong, it's 'Hookers, Drugs and Pension Schemes'. !shocked!


Re: I wish i was a rich man

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:09 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I'd give it all to charity because having too much money causes mental illness,its a well known fact

My list of charities in order

1. casinos
2. my own harem
3. see 1 and 2

Re: I wish i was a rich man

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:48 pm
by Trumpton
You can buy an awful lot of pies, tinned foods, lavatory cleaner and bog roll for ?25m!