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* "Shit on my cock!"
* "Donkeyfuckers!"
* "Pricklickers!"
* "Shut the fuck up!"
* "A group of five cocksuckers is called a Westlife."
* "Go fuck your mother"
* "Cocksucker!"
* "Motherfucker!"
* "Go fuck yourself!"
* "(... and if you're easily offended), Go suck my fat cock !"
* "Mushkee" (slang term for one's face, e.g: "Instead he gets a kick, huh huh, right in the fuckin' mushkee !)
* "(Look at this) Bald-headed prick!"
* "That's about your fuckin' lot for tonight!"
* "Look at this pasty puddle of piss!"
* "Dickmuncher"
* "Dinner Dumper"
* "A king-size pain in the fuckin' ass!"
* "Whats got fourteen pricks and two kyles?....The next set of fuckin' clips, roll some fuckin' tape!"
* "Roses are red, violets are blue, my cock is both, so let me stick it in you"
* "This guy is a Class A cocksucker!"
* "My advice to you is this - Shit on my Cock".
* "(Looking at a Man Utd shirt) This is how you tell if someone is a fucking cocksucker, this is true with a Chelsea or Spurs shirt too"
* "What's right is right!"
* "Take a nap, Fatso"
* "Think of the filthiest thing you can imagine, double it, spit on it, piss on it, shit on it, rub your cock in it's fuckin' face and you're not even close"
* "This guy's about to set some new records...new fuckin' dental records"
* "In this case, ET stands for Enormous fuckin Twat"
* "He's even got the voice...ET...phone..a..fuckin..ambulance"
* "This broad looks like a squirrel with tits"
* "Bunch of wrinkly old wrecks"
* "And if you don't like it, go finger-fuck your sister"

So basically he's Gene Hunt with a charlie habit ?

cheers for the tip Arch

Funny guy

I saw a reference on here having a pop at Chelsea.It's neither big or clever to do such a thing.

I dare you to go down our manor and spout off that shit.

Stick to being a 'little' boy behind your computer.I know you feel safe there you mug.

I'm replying to Arch Stanton's post.My fuck up,should of quoted him.

Soz mate