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Magoo, I?m going through a period of emotional turmoil and fear I may need to seek urgent counselling after having the misfortune to stumble upon this page of toxically titted chaver. Words like awful, horrid, trashy, tacky and chavy just don?t seem to suffice.



And what about the silly cow further down the page having her hips removed - which has in effect turned her appearance from a woman into that of a callow youth! Are they fucking insane or what? They all look quite pleased with themselves, so I guess they are.

Maybe they were trying to copy these celebrity slappers?



Anyhow, in order for me to get through this difficult period do you think I should report the labour Party HQ and demand a one to one counselling session with Harriett Harmon? Will she make my pain go away - or just empty my wallet? I need your advice.




Officer Dibble

"But women themselves seem to want to ruin their own bodies. Not for us but for their peer groups approval."

Ah, magoo is truly wise and all seeing. You no doubt allude to the curse of the celebrity slapper mag where the message is "OMG! Britney is like two grams overweight and totally Miss Piggy!!". While on the very same page it will be "OMG! Victoria is like size 0 and spewing up her lettuce leaves!!"

The cunts who publish those mags should be taken out and shot after a prolonged kicking. They should know our chav birds are very impressionable, vulnerable, and in today?s wired world far more susceptible to peer pressure than girls were back in the day. I've said it before, those fucking celeb mags and twatish reality TV programs are sending today's women (not just birds) doolally. It screwing them up. Shit, even MILFs and grannies are effing and blinding, getting tattoos, and wearing jeans now!




Officer Dibble

magoo wrote:

> Renee Richards is a hottie and
> Lolly Badcock is a clean looking lady too. No tats or peircings
> on these two ladies. Well none that are noticable.

I'm sorry to be the bringer of bad tidings Maggs, but the erstwhile Ms. Richards
does, unfortunately, have noticeable tattoos.

True I do have tattoos, one on the top of my left thigh and one on my lower back, but none which are noticeable in day to day life, unless completely starkers or in a bikini.

p.s. thanks for the compliments magoo xxx