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The back of my pc chair has come away from the seat/legs at the dowling bits, after too many vigorous wanks with my feet up on the desk (competitor research you understand).

Barring 'man glue', what's the best glue to use that will well and truly hold things together?

Super glue?

Araldite Epoxy Resin

Ta, my man.

NP - just be careful not to stick fingers together - disposable gloves are a good idea. It's good stuff.

There is a glue on the market called 'As Hard As Nails'. I kid you not. We've used it in our office/factory for sticking different things back together. It evens sticks metal on metal. Be careful though, it'll stick flesh on flesh too!

Can I suggest buying a new chair? Desk chairs a pretty fucking cheap these days and good glue is fucking expensive!

After wanking your old chair to death, the last thing it wants is to be glued back together so it can carry your sweaty arse while your bashing away with the talc and rubber gimp mask for another year or two. Put the thing out of it's misery for Christ's sake !laugh!

Good to see all of these glues have good manly, bear-wrestling, Viking-plundering names. *grunt*

Can't replace the chair unfortunately, as i'm renting and the landlord would spot it.

"Sorry, I had to replace the chair. I broke the last one wanking. Cup of tea?"

Thanks for the advice all.

I think your landlord would respect you more if you replaced it rather than gluing the cunt back together! !laugh!

Just don't glue it and then go straight to the wanking. Gluing your back to the chair will take some explaining with your trousers round your ankles and clamps on your ball sack!