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i just need 2 no

Isn't that something just for Tiffany? And why should Lex know? Have you got a bet on the outcome or something?

I know a lot of Tiffanys mate.

Tiffany McGregor who works in my local chippy apparantley fingered Kate Rosdale at Heroes nightclub, whilst she's banging Darren Thompson. Is that the Tiffany you're looking for?

That's not the Darren Thompson whose got a club-foot is it?

And his mother plays bingo on Monday nights? And has the family round on Sundays?

Sweet Jesus, what will her mother say now that 'Young Tiff's' a member of the 'Boots and dungaree's brigade' and the fact that wee young scamp, Lex is going around spreading duurty rumours about Tiff's preference's towards the hatchet-faced diesel dyke coalition?

Lets only hope that Lex doesn't pop in for Sunday tea- or even for Top Gear, the news, a cheese roll and a bed for the night- and tell her Mum her reputation.

It will all end in horrible tears.

That's if you have onion in the cheese roll; or Tiffany comes in to have sex with Kate and finds you in the armchair, drinking a pint of IPA, laughing like a drain at Clarkson and asking her Mum for another blanket on the bed and a 6am alarm call.

ok i dident meen to cause i debate sorry if i pissed any 1 off have a good day