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Crime - Some Good News

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:51 pm
by Officer Dibble
At last, a feel good story about crime and punishment in Brown?s Britain. It seems that a pikey, scally, scumbag, tried to rob a shopkeeper while armed with a knife the other day. There was a struggle and, praise the Lord, the scally waster was, er, wasted. The CPS has strangely decided not to press charges against the victim of this attempted robbery - as they might have done in the past.

So, could it be that the CPS and other public service snotty fuckers are finally getting into step with the views and attitudes of ordinary voters - instead of pandering to the dangerously airy-fairy whims of ivory tower dwelling Islington luvies?

Also, should the hero of this story, Tony Singh, be awarded some kind of public service or outstanding citizenship medal in recognition of his contribution to making Britain a marginally nicer place to live? Is Tony Singh a roll model for us all? Should we try to live up to him and do the decent thing by chinning a chav ourselves?






Officer Dibble







Officius Dibblus est amplus amor deus


Re: Crime - Some Good News

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:48 am
by Steve R
I don't know about roll model, but he's certainly a good role model.


Re: Crime - Some Good News

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:35 am
by Steve R
On a more serious note (and with apologies to the Officer for lapsing into teacher/annoying cunt mode), I think we should have a national, televised celebration of the shopkeeper.

In Texas, he would have been awarded $2000 for this service to the community.


Re: Crime - Some Good News

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:37 am
by Flat_Eric
I think (or at least hope) that this - along with the fact that in the past week alone, we've seen two murdering scumbags told that they'll die in prison and a third sentenced to a minimum of 34 years up the river - could indeed signal a turning point of the type that Dibble so eloquently descibes above.

- Eric


Re: Crime - Some Good News

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:40 am
by colonel
A similar event happened a few years ago near me at a post office in a Worcs. village, Dibbs.

Scummie chummie decided to hold a handgun to sub-postmaster. Postie was opening newspapers wrapped in twine with a clasp knife- and stuck the knife in chummie's chest. To the hilt.

Chummie DOA- and again, no prosecution- the first time this had been done.

Postie had a rock legend ready to pay for his defence in full; and a village and neighbouring towns in total support.

BTW- you've noticed no names and no packdrill, Dibbs- but a clever guy like yourself will find out where it was. The reason for no names on this Forum is I began drinking there a year later and always seek out Postie for a beer. He's a lovely, quiet, nice guy- and never wanted any publicity a la Tony Martin. In short- he's just like us.

Re: Crime - Some Good News

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:42 am
by colonel
Neither did Postie. It was a gut reaction, Barcode.

Re: Crime - Some Good News

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:46 am
by randyandy
Officer Dibble wrote:

> So, could it be that the CPS and other public service snotty
> fuckers are finally getting into step with the views and
> attitudes of ordinary voters - instead of pandering to the
> dangerously airy-fairy whims of ivory tower dwelling Islington
> luvies?

NO they are not getting into step with the views and attitudes of ordinary voters. They looked at it but there wasn't a case that could be answered.

If there had been Mr Singh would be in prison right now.


> Also, should the hero of this story, Tony Singh, be awarded
> some kind of public service or outstanding citizenship medal in
> recognition of his contribution to making Britain a marginally
> nicer place to live? Is Tony Singh a roll model for us all?
> Should we try to live up to him and do the decent thing by
> chinning a chav ourselves?
>

NO he should not be given a medal he got the reward by saving his takings. IF the guy had intervened while a crime against someone else was taking place and there was nowt in it for him then a bravery reward could be looked at.