best UK golden oldie

[Lizard]

We had a post a while back concerning magazines and stuff from
the 80/90,s and some of the slightly ehm..... "older stars", and
when you look on some american film site,s they offer "classic
film,s like J.Holmes stuff and Debbie does Dallas,so what do forumites class as a "classic British movie" and is there such a thing?. Answers in by midnight please.

now! cuppa anyone..............

[Arnold Layne]

Mary Millington in Come play with me?

[alec]

You'd have to go back to the 70s. That decade saw lots of loops, some of which weren't bad, but if you mean a British movie of that era which was both hard core and a "film" then only Diversions aka Sex Express comes to mind, though I haven't managed to see all the 70s British films with h/c export versions. But in Diversions the hard core was obviously not 'bolted on', unlike some other examples, though it did follow the hackneyed porn device of having the main character have a series of day dreams.

[Izzit]

Probably its one of the first I saw on video Truth or Dare. Not fantastic but memorable as it was the first British I'd seen.

[Lizard]

Yes Alec,
I,d include the 70,s as well, I mean I,m just trying to highlight what people would regard as a "porn film classic".
Arnold pointed out before, come play with me! but I,m thinking
of something a little harder than that, just curious, maybe we dont have one in the UK

I,ll get meself a brew.......

[watters]

Confessions of ...... (window cleaner, driving school instructor ..)

[alec]

As I said, only the one I named - in my opinion.

[jj]

Disallowed, as soft-porn only, like CPWM above.
To be a 'classic', we need a plot and some (more or less) convincing acting, so that leaves the field very bare indeed (Jolly Hockeysticks????).
I'd vote for 'Miss Bohrloch' simply because it was:
a) the first time I'd seen people really 'doing it' on screen;
b) for MM in h/c action.
But I'd hardly describe it as a 'classic'.

[Pete Dong]

Probably Jolly Hockey Sticks - good mix of action, including some very realistic sex

PS Does anyone know where a copy of Diversions is to be found?

[alec]

Cine Bizarre also have this version




Blood Times say they have a better quality version titled Sex Express, but you can buy over the net from them only via Paypal -