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1) Stay focused

2) Speak better French and German

3) Juggle

4) Play the piano

5) Do a decent Jack Nicholson impression

What five things do you wish you could do?

BeestonBoy wrote:

> What five things do you wish you could do?

Sandie Caine, Harmony Hex, Hayley Russell, Georgette Neal, Louise Hodges and many many more !grin!

Those are people, Andy, not things.

In answer to BB's serious question:

1) Play a musical instrument and read music

2) Speak a foreign language

3) Argue coherently with cold logic rather than rant in outrage

4) Show enough self-discipline to do things I ought to do

5) Find the woman of my dreams without resorting to alcohol, chloroform or rohypnol,

Nice sig there, Cruel is the Gospel innit?

mine would be:-

1.Sing properly

2.Master a musical instrument(not playing "Jesus hands are kind hands" on the recorder)

3.Speak a Portugues fluently(or Russian if it weren't for the fact my commie muckers are all dead)

4. A centuary break in Snooker

5. A serious number on Keith Allen's skull....

I stand corrected Caracus!

1. Read posts correctly

2. Develop a sense of humor

3. Make sure the sense of humor is understandable.

4. Go to bed early

5. Wake up in a better mood

!grin!

Much better, Andrew, old boy

And yes, Leo, it is Cruel. Well spotted.

1. Get one of my stories produced into film by someone (hopefully featuring Sandie Caine and Miss Hex)

2. Get back into my football coaching and stop being lazy

3. Stop being lazy in general

4. Get some decent qualifications

5. become a Local Councillor then MP.

Does 1 stop 5?

!grin!

BeestonBoy wrote:

> What five things do you wish you could do?

1), Stop being made redundant.

2), Find a job that paid ?60K per annum.

3), Find a job where you only "work" for 38 weeks per year.

4), Get myself onto a board of executives as a consultant.

5), Walk around in a stab proof vest.

Welcome back Beestie!
My 5 things

1 Spend less time solving other peoples problems and more time on my own

2 Be the toast of the Cannes Film Festival

3 Lose 7lbs

4 Learn to swim

5 drive from Paris to New York

failing the above bring about world peace.

1. Win a WSOP Bracelet

2. Score a goal (played in goal all my life, never scored in a 'proper' game)

3. HALO jump

4. Visit Galapagos islands and Antarctica

5. Be a sniper.