Karen Mathews and Husband new Royals?
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:21 am
I think the mother of "Kidnap" victim Shannon and her husband, should be, by grand investiture, pronounced new King and Queen of England.
They symbolise modern Btitain in every way, from his clothes, to her greasy, tied back, "Croydon Face lift" hairdo, they represent this country far more accurately than Liz and Phillip, who are has-beens from another age.
Just imagine you could have Queen Karen's ugly, sour mug on postage stamps and both of them plasted on all our currency. They could even undertake State visits to other nations and embarrass us all with their drunken antics. Imagine Queen Karen, waving from the balcony at Buckingham palace, fag in her gob and a ream of Carling under one arm. NO...It's got to be done!
The time for revolution is at hand! (Well perhaps when they get out of prison)
They symbolise modern Btitain in every way, from his clothes, to her greasy, tied back, "Croydon Face lift" hairdo, they represent this country far more accurately than Liz and Phillip, who are has-beens from another age.
Just imagine you could have Queen Karen's ugly, sour mug on postage stamps and both of them plasted on all our currency. They could even undertake State visits to other nations and embarrass us all with their drunken antics. Imagine Queen Karen, waving from the balcony at Buckingham palace, fag in her gob and a ream of Carling under one arm. NO...It's got to be done!
The time for revolution is at hand! (Well perhaps when they get out of prison)