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The latest object of desire in my season of genuine British beauties is Welsh songstress, Katherine Jenkins, who must surely be the last non-chav bird in Britain. What I like most about Katherine are the things she is not. For instance - she?s not ?hot?, she?s not dirty, she?s not filthy, she?s not a slut, she doesn?t have tats, she doesn?t have comedy tits, she doesn?t have chav bird hair, she doesn?t usually wear jeans, she doesn?t have the body of an androgynous youth and she?s not a drunken, foulmouthed, slapper.

On the other hand she?s absolutely stunning, gorgeous, beautiful, sweet, feminine, womanly, charming, alluring, intelligent, sexy - and, rumour has it, she can even sing a bit. In fact while watching her rendition of Amazing Grace I was moved to the opinion that there might well indeed be a God in heaven.

Of course Katherine is just one of two notable, contemporary, Welsh songbirds. But it would seem that she has now totally outclassed and eclipsed, Charlotte ?Voice of an Angel? Church ? who, the last time I saw her, was reduced to hosting the most vacuous, crass, and banal chav talk show (featuring ?Jordan?) I have ever had the misfortune to stumble upon. I fear Charlotte?s fifteen minutes are swiftly expiring.

Anyhow, see what ya? think.





















Officer Dibble

I'd shaft her till she went cock-eyed!


Wait a minute......

Her taste in men leaves a lot to be desired.

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Great tits like oranges.

Yep, she's gorgeous !

Dave Wells wrote:

> Yep, she's gorgeous !


Totally agree.

What's frightening for me is that I also agree with Dibbs on something. !laugh!

An all too rare beauty, and an excellent singer. !happy!

Spitter or swallower?

?You haven't got a clue about women pal.?

Well, what man does truly understand the female psyche? After all these years I?m still taken aback by the seeming irrationality and illogicality of the female thought process. But maybe that difference is part of their appeal?


?Granted, she's great looking but your yardstick on most things tends to be covered with the detritus of self-loathing at the best of times....?

What an odd thing to say in a thread about the respective merits of a beautiful woman. Is everything all right there, Barcode? Anyhow, I?m afraid I?m not aware of this alleged self-loathing. I thought I?d reached a stage in life where I had little left to prove and was feeling totally comfortable and relaxed within my own skin ? how about you? Maybe a little more Katherine Jenkins will sooth your furrowed brow? Check it out.





Officer Dibble