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Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:06 pm
by Androm
As Big Brother is upon us again...

Chanelle Hayes - Her single is rubbish - so ex-Housemate Ziggy says. She has a new photo set in in Zoo (or it is nuts) this week sort of naked. It's very close to naked but not.

The big question: When are we really going to see her tits? get them out Chanelle!

So how much would you pay her to get them out?

Or

how much would you pay the blonds twins to get theirs out?

or even better blond twins + guy in lesbo 3 in a bed porn shoot.

Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:22 pm
by Officer Dibble
"The big question: When are we really going to see her tits? get them out Chanelle!...So how much would you pay her to get them out?"

I?m afraid I haven't the slightest desire to see her chavy tits - so I'll be keeping my wallet firmly closed.






Officer Dibble




Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:57 am
by Mike_CFC
I'm with Mr Dibble on this.I can't stand those tossers that buy celeb mags,which effectively makes the likes of Chanelle and The Bimbo Twins 'considerably rich' bunnies.

Hey forumites.I've come up with a great idea to improve the Big Brother House and the studios around it.

Give me a match or a petrol bomb and i'll show you !thumbsup!


Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:56 am
by crofter
Just make sure you "bomb the joint" when Davina (Talentless) McCall is nearby as of all the annoying housemates desperate for fame and attention, she strikes me as being the worse of the lot with her Shouty Pouty Snouty!!

It was those Dutch cunts that invented it though, so maybe just be better and faster to declare a state of war with those cloggers.


Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:04 am
by stripeysydney
I think you got your answer..

Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:34 pm
by Mike_CFC
You should also include 'divvy' Dermot O'Leary,constantly bouncing up and down like a hyperactive child.And don't start me off on Russel Brand.crofter wrote:

> Just make sure you "bomb the joint" when Davina (Talentless)
> McCall is nearby as of all the annoying housemates desperate
> for fame and attention, she strikes me as being the worse of
> the lot with her Shouty Pouty Snouty!!
>
> It was those Dutch cunts that invented it though, so maybe just
> be better and faster to declare a state of war with those
> cloggers.
>
>


Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:17 pm
by Sam Slater
What are 'chavy' tits', officer? I mean, we can debate on chavy culture, chavy behaviour, and chavy dress sense, but I don't think tits are class/behaviour specific.


Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:59 pm
by crofter
Now "saggy" tits we can grasp (maybe it was a typo), but knowing the Officer I am pretty sure that chavtastic tits are not a thing of great beauty ...


Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:43 pm
by Mr Mark
I'd personally fuck the living mother of crap out of her given half the chance, the naughty reality slut :p


Re: Chanelle Hayes

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:37 pm
by stripeysydney
Slag, not her, you..LoL.