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wtf Dennis The Menace (dance instructor and gay as a rear gunner in ballerina gear) representing Scotland - why the fuck do we always get these off the ball cunts misrepresenting our Country (he wouldn't last 5 mins acting like that anywhere near I live).
The plot thickens though ...

I was thinking earlier... oh no not another series of that crap
Then I realised, since it started in 2000 it has actually mirrored our steep decline as a nation. Life immitating art

Yes some total crackers in this years edition, an Albino Americanised British Songwriter (serial killer gotcha) who sounds black, Vicky Pollard on steroids, a Cheesy Affro Posh Toy Demonstrator (wtf) called Mohammed, A Thai Massage Therapist who looks like a badly gone wrong Jimmy Krankie Impersonator .... seriously who the fuck makes this stuff up?? Have the producers been watching too many Little Britain episodes ...

I do tend to watch this when I go home totally pissed out of my skull but this year I think I will go that extra mile and makes sure I am so pissed I cannot operate the TV remote controls ....

even tho we r not there. thank god for euro 2008! rather watch poland vs austria than bb to be frank!

Thank goodness for Springwatch.

More Rare British Wildlife on Channel 4's version I think though ... look folks there is a lesser spotted dick!!