Verne Troyer sex tape

[one eyed jack]

Austin Powers "Mini Me" In Porn Tape Shocker

I should be editing the red tops.



Come on someone tell me that these people with the clebrity sex tapes are not using it to claw in some major dollars and through notoriety try and remain in the public conscious.

Another stolen sex tape? Please. Do they leave it on the drawer so the maid can find it? Maids must be pretty clever to work a video camera too.

Most cleaners I know are quite old unless he has some young fit hottie cleaning for him...In LA???? Yeah right.

Oh and if it is theft how come they dont go for the real gusto and charge the fucker who stole it with burglary. They'll end up in county jail for sure.

Well I would be all guns blazing if it was me.

Wouldnt you?

[Hardup]

Who is his co-star...Bridget the Midget!

[Count Dooku]

I think the co-star is known as Kacey and if its the same one I am thinking of then he is one lucky little bastard!!! she's a great performer.

[Hardup]

I wish this tape exists; there,s 2mins of it on youporn but its not her.

[Hardup]

Here,s his co-star:

[one eyed jack]

Hes big enough to fit in her pocket with is legs dangling out.

So when is it up on Strictly Broadband then?

[Hardup]

You R not wrong..she aint no midget!

[crofter]

Strictlybroadband??? Surely you should be negotiating to get this on Real Couples dot com Mr OEJ ...