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Carol Vorderman

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:56 pm
by Lizard
Is Quitting Countdown, One of my favourite girls is Carol, this from the BBC website
" With a high IQ as well as degrees in engineering, Vorderman was seen as a natural to calculate complicated mathematical problems on the programme."

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I dont know about that shit, I just loved her arse and tit's, but then I am extremely shallow. I bet Elton Dongs gutted.

So who should replace her?


Re: Carol Vorderman

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:09 pm
by Pervert
It's not just her---Desperate O'Connor is going as well.

I vote Jimslip and Lara to take over.

Or Crofter and Ann Widdecombe.


Re: Carol Vorderman

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:18 pm
by Lizard
Crofter and Widdecombe you say Carac, can you imagine that..
(Crofter) " He said a fucking constenant, you fucking dray-horse"

(Widdecome) I,m resigning, you tartan Queen..

Oh Darling Anne I love your face, I love you in your nighty, when the moonlight flits, accross your tit's, Oh! jesus christ almighty..

Wordsworth.


Re: Carol Vorderman

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:21 pm
by Pervert
It sounds like a winning combination.

By the way, a certain north-eastern loon is still hoping to contact you. He's not 100% certain that your mutual friend will be much help in that respect and is looking for a solution.

Re: Carol Vorderman

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:48 am
by steve56
Right ill have one on top Carol .

Re: Carol Vorderman

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:39 am
by b217bravo
I hope that she goes into porn now, would love to see her in action, 2 large ones please Carol.
b217bravo

Re: Carol Vorderman

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:08 am
by johnsix
Now she's out of a job she ought to consolidate all her debts into one easy monthly payment for the next couple of hundred years.

Re: Carol Vorderman

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:59 am
by planeterotica
She was being paid a million pounds per year to do the show and they asked her to take a 90% pay cut, Carol refused saying she would accept a 2 thirds pay cut, now that is mathematics for you !wink!