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Liz, me old teacake, me old Battenberg with clotted cream, me
old fondant fancy....
If U mailed me recently, can u please try again [and flag message
if possible]?

Probably got deleted Spamwise, along with all the Viagra ads
[which I certainly don't need, how very dare you, Nelson's
Column, etc. etc.......]

Ok Matey, I had trouble setting up a mail account, I wanted the username
fuckswithafist@goolemail.etc, and for some bizzare reason, they wouldn't let me 'av-it' I,ll be in touch later.
cheers
EL.

He's such a good boy, looking after us old fuckas, always kind to
his mum too, and 'elpin' old ladies across the road and 'elpin' isself
to the contents of their purses, honest as the day is long he is, gave
back all that money he embezzled from the orphans' fund too.......

You may have mail.
Then again, you might not.
Who can tell?
Why are you asking me? Do I look like the Encyclopaedia Fucking Brittanica?
Why don't you just tie a knot in it?
I dunno..... fucking idiots.....fuck 'em.

I have sent you mail, is it my fault you dont have your ear trumpet in? and another ting, you are supposed to have an internet connection to recieve mail, huh...huh! bet they didn,t teach you that at Borstal did they. Oh I know lifes been hard for you but try and make an effort, and please stop sending me cakes in the fucking post, it,s not big, and it's not victoria sponge.