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Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:26 am
by Jacques
Heather To Have Other Leg Removed
Cannibal tribe invades civilisation
Oprah attacks guest on show after shouting match
Cute dogs massacred in Texas
Osama trains goats for tactical bombing
All titles of Spam email to try to sell me fake watches.
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:12 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Targetting the forgetful who cant resist a bargain
reasonable prices?
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:21 am
by Jacques
Very reasonable prices, it's just that I don't need a fake I have the real thing.
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:29 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Whats that saying,you cant protect people from themselves
Would seem to apply to the non-owners of such stylish merchandise who will send for it
Lets me now if you get any offering a years supply of viagra for use of a savings account
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:13 am
by Pervert
They've cottoned on to the idea that people are interested in breaking news, so hope you'll read the email rather than bin it as the spam it is.
I get my news from reliable outlets, and never read an email from someone I don't know. Good to know I'm not the only one being offered dodgy watches, though---as well as the various meds, penis enlargers etc.
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:54 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Tip ofthe iceberg
Still not tempted to click even when i read
george bush legalises gay marriages
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:36 am
by JamesW
Just received this one:
"Human skulls found in porn star's home"
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:16 am
by JonnyHungwell
Attached to human bodies and covered in skin/hair --- and still alive, hopefully!
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:24 am
by JamesW
This morning's offering, just received:
*Beijing Olympic medal winners gave Hitler salute"
Re: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:52 pm
by Jacques
"Kitten born with two faces" - now that is some quality huff, I almost clicked.