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Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:33 pm
by Ace
Ok, check THIS out...its Lincoln and Kennedy today!


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.....and more than likely, 'in' Monroe!


Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:03 pm
by Pervert
Proof, if needed, that truth is stranger than fiction.

Don't think anyone wanting to kill Kennedy would seed the event with so many clues.

Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:22 pm
by Zorro
I like it but .....

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1838 not 1839, so close but no cigar.


Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:09 am
by JamesW
"Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater."


Ran to a warehouse?

I thought John Wilkes Booth had a horse waiting for his getaway and galloped away on it, eventually to reach a doctor he knew who treated his broken leg.


Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:16 am
by andytaylor
http://www.kilty.com/l_and_k.htm

Just one of the many analyses of this supposed conspiracy.


Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:47 am
by one eyed jack
In the words of Rodney Trotter:

"Cosmic"


Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:59 am
by Robches
And both were killed as the result of a conspiracy.

Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:29 pm
by MrTickle
And both opposed against banks lending money and charging interest on it.

Re: Conspiracy Theorists slobber over this!!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:42 pm
by steve56
Monroe prob knew too much about the Kennedys.