Jamie Oliver
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:52 pm
The guy's a fucking wanker !
Jamie Oliver has admitted not kissing his "minging" fans - for fear of contracting herpes. The TV chef said he refrained from physical contact at book signings to protect himself from the sexually transmitted infection.
Oliver's comments, made on the same day as his latest London book signing, are unlikely to go down well with his fans.
The 33-year-old told Absolute Radio: "In the old days (of book signings) I used to get the knickers and the bras ... It was good. Filth whispered in me ears."
He said: "They're just bored of me now. I'm just that geezer who keeps, you know, doing these worthy things around the country."
Oliver said he once had a word with his security guard about women wanting to kiss him. He recalled: "I said, 'Acer, these girls, they're all asking for a peck, and let's just talk shop a bit. How many of them have got the clap? Herpes, been around a bit?'"
"So I said, 'Look, you know, I'm very loyal to my wife and if I have to keep kissing these birds, right, it's only a numbers game before I get herpes. And once you've got it ... it never goes. And I'll be growing flapjack on me lip'."
Jamie Oliver has admitted not kissing his "minging" fans - for fear of contracting herpes. The TV chef said he refrained from physical contact at book signings to protect himself from the sexually transmitted infection.
Oliver's comments, made on the same day as his latest London book signing, are unlikely to go down well with his fans.
The 33-year-old told Absolute Radio: "In the old days (of book signings) I used to get the knickers and the bras ... It was good. Filth whispered in me ears."
He said: "They're just bored of me now. I'm just that geezer who keeps, you know, doing these worthy things around the country."
Oliver said he once had a word with his security guard about women wanting to kiss him. He recalled: "I said, 'Acer, these girls, they're all asking for a peck, and let's just talk shop a bit. How many of them have got the clap? Herpes, been around a bit?'"
"So I said, 'Look, you know, I'm very loyal to my wife and if I have to keep kissing these birds, right, it's only a numbers game before I get herpes. And once you've got it ... it never goes. And I'll be growing flapjack on me lip'."