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Just heard that Coleen Rooney (McLoughlin) gets ?42,000 per month to write a magazine column !!

!shocked!

Wow, that's about ?21,000 per intelligent sentence.

Where did you hear that? I'm not doubting what you say but it seems like ridiculous money, particularly when you consider that some people who would appear in a front page exclusive for the mag wouldn't be paid as much as that for the exclusive photos and interview.

It's worth remembering that this non-entity doesn't even write the column, she will speak to a sub-editor on the phone each week and give a jist of how she wants the column to sound, the sub-editor will ask her questions about certain subjects and he will then shape that into an article. She doesn't write her columns and she doesn't write her books. It's all a con. This girl is so thick I doubt she could even spell her own name.

Her and Jordan are two examples of just how far and how ridiculous modern celebrity has got. They wouldn't be famous at all if it was the 70's or 80's now. It's the modern, very American-ised, culture that we have now that enables non-entities, who would otherwise be living on an estate in Toxteth either on Beneift or earning ?6.00 per hour in Tesco's, to be a star and be rich for doing absolutely nothing and having no skills or intelligence.

Fuck me, if I had to wake up to find Wayne Rooney's face next to me on the pillow, I'd want that much at least.

Well said Max - she's a fuckin drongo !

What makes laugh, no cringe is the fact that the idiots that pay her this much think that the public want to hear whatever it is she's writing (loose term there for joining up letters) about. They're are complete dickheads and shouldn't be allowed to make such decisions.

max_tranmere wrote:

> Where did you hear that?

The figures were released in court papers arising from a dispute between the Rooneys and their agent.

"Court papers reportedly show that the footballer is paid ?90,000 a week by Manchester United and a further ?760,000 every six months for his image rights.

Nike gives him ?1 million a year for wearing its boots, Coco-Cola paid out about ?600,000 for a four-year contract and computer games firm Electronic Arts gives him a further ?240,000 annually.

Meanwhile, Coleen earns ?41,667 per month for a magazine column and ?13,000 per episode for Coleen's Real Women."

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Rooney

* ?90,000 a week (basic) from Manchester United

* ?760,000 every six months from the club for image rights

* ?1m a year from Nike

* ?118,689.57 twice a year from EA Games, right

* ?600,000 for a four-year contract with Coca-Cola

* ?3.55m for a five-book, 12-year deal

COLEEN?S CASH

* ?41,667 a month for a column in OK! magazine

* ?13,000 per episode (10 in total) of model search show, Coleen?s Real Women

* ?5,000 a month for her column in Closer magazine

* ?283,334 for an eight-book deal

* ?50,000 in royalties from her first two books

max_tranmere wrote:

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Truer words were never spoken. Or indeed written.

- Eric

Cheers Eric. I believe they have a word for this kind of thing: "Bimbo Stardom". Sadly, it is here to stay...