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Due to the fact that so called, "Chavs" having made a misery of every bodies lives in the UK have now extended their foul behaviour to cruises as well as holidays abroad. Who thinks a guaranteed"Chav-free" holiday is a good idea?

Yep, chavs, football shirt wearers and the general underclass should all be banned from mixing with decent people.

Have a few destinations where these people can go and be happy mixing amongst their own underclass, (certain areas of Spain already have this, just not officially!) so that us decent people can go somewhere guaranteed scum free.

Child free destinations are welcome, too.


(I'm serious)

What if you arrive at the resort anticipating a chav-free zone and find to your horror that it's wall-to-wall 'Hooray Henrys' in rugger shirts swilling champers !

You hang yourself!!swear!

Result! !wink!

Well given the choice at least "Young toffs", don't see the definition of "Fun" as being, making everyone else's life a misery.

It's quite simple really, with new face recognition software, it would be possible to simply, disallow anyone from travelling who has:

A shaven head
Tattoos
Carrying a stuffed donkey
Voice exceeding 30db
Sports clothes of any kind
Trainers
Baseball caps
Hooded clothing

In fact the computers could be programmed pick an ideal traveller being one who has:

Short back and sides
Tweed jacket
Shirt and tie
Brown leather shoes
A book in hand

In fact an ideal model would be Richard Todd from the film, "The Dambusters", (The one with the black labrador)who symbolised all that is good in being British!

To avoid any misunderstanding that might arise by the juxtaposition of replies, 'Result' did not apply to Jimslip possibly hanging himself. I just thought I would make that clear.

jimslip wrote:

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> In fact the computers could be programmed pick an ideal
> traveller being one who has:
>
> Short back and sides
> Tweed jacket
> Shirt and tie
> Brown leather shoes
> A book in hand
>
> In fact an ideal model would be Richard Todd from the film,
> "The Dambusters", (The one with the black labrador)who
> symbolised all that is good in being British!
>
>

Even simpler, just allow people who subscribe to this magazine.

An absolutely topping idea, my good man, I shall be forwarding to them my subscription, poste haste! I shall certainly peruse their "Website" with the intention of establishing whether or not, the aforementioned, messrs, are indeed the purveyors of holidays in foreign climes.

The idea of taking to sunnier shores and simply, lounging on a recliner and surveying the splendid scenery, whilst smoking a pipe and sipping a chilled Martini, is a splendid proposition.

Furthermore, to spend such time, whilst NOT in the company of foul mouthed, vomiting, scum, certainly tickles my fancy.

Absolutely splendid idea and may I bid you good-day sir!

Are we now saying that every human being in England who wears a baseball cap and jogging bottoms is low life scum??just need to clarify this