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What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:29 am
by mrmcfister

Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:25 am
by andy at handiwork
Love the bit from the god-botherer at the end about sex education being at fault.

Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:27 pm
by colonel
I blame the Conservative Party.

Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:40 pm
by JonnyHungwell
Take the baby off them - she look a right ugly little runt, destined for a life on benefits and petty crime. Suppose they'll be buying a pitt-bull to celebrate.

Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:10 pm
by Robches
Alfie looks about 8. Get a DNA test kid, I doubt you're the dad.

Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:36 am
by WigBilly
Well it seems that Alfie's missus has been putting it about, and he may not be the dad after all. Quite plausible, seeing as his balls have yet to drop.


Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:42 pm
by JonnyHungwell
She looks a dead ringer for Karen Matthews - same inbred chav features and a body built for the velour tracksuit and benefit dependency. Wouldn't surprise me if this is another chav based scam to maximise the publicity and payments from newspapers. Little Alfie is a generic fuckwit and unlikely to be the father. The parents of the slag, Chantelle, need jailing for allowing under-age sex to take place under their roof - this fact enough are surely grounds for them seizing the P's from that house, who knows what it would reveal?

Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:59 pm
by colonel
The only innocents here are the baby and Alfie. And he's not a fuckwit- he is 13 going on 8 after all.

I think he has been used to earn money for parents who don't give a fuck and see him and the baby as a money machine- and for her to disguise the putting it about.

The people who should be in the cells are his parents- they've now signed up with the People for today's sad tale. Isn't this child abuse? And what kind of parent signs a deal whereby 13yo is belittled and scorned- while they count the cash?

Re: What the fuck Alfie ?

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:09 pm
by Peter
"I am Spartacus"

Great post on the NOTW website comment section.

This is a story that would have been rejected as a script for "Shameless" for being totally unrealistic.