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Sorry to bother you old boy, but could you let me have my leopard skin codpiece back mate? I am attending the opening of a swingers convention in Dukinfield next week, and I have no visible means of support.

ps: Dont bother washing it, Iv,e bought some cillit bang.

So it's a weekend of cillit banging to clit banging?

I'm trying to cover all my bases.

Lizard wrote:
> Sorry to bother you old boy, but could you let me have my
> leopard skin codpiece back mate?
I'm sorry, I loaned it to Alistair Darling and he's still got
it, the beetle-browed Jocko prat. IIRC you still have my
lime-green velour truss- won't that offer adequate 'intimate
support', or has the 'old trouble' flared up again and you're
back to trundling your nether regions around in a wheelbarrow?

> I am attending the opening of a swingers convention in Dukinfield
Is that the over-70s do? I did plan to attend, but have a prior
engagement at my local taxidermist's.

> I have no visible means of support.
Ah, I was right [see above]. My condolences to your scrotum.

> ps: Dont bother washing it,
I never wash anything; I prefer my 'manly musk' to pervade all
my acoutrements. It drives the women wild, I tell 'ee.
Or something.....