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Earlier this evening, Ms Liz and myself were walking away from E.M Airport. In front of us was a guy wearing what can only be described as drainpipe jeans, but without any legs! at first we thought he was deformed, the arse end of these pants was draggin on the floor. I maintained a dignified silence, but Ms Liz burst out laughing big style, at which point so did I, we laughed till we cried, we are still laughing....I mean what do you ask for in the shop? "scuse me, can I try that pair of arse draggers on" only I would like to look a complete cunt. I have been a fashion victim myself, but this was another level.
Anyway, I,m off to get meself a pair tomorrow, only I'm going to have them made without any legs in em at all, just the arse bit.
I will post a picture.

This week, I have mostly been wearing taffeta.

These jeans were made by a company called 'Felchers', anyway wot's wrong wiv taffeta, when I dont feel like eating meat, thats what I have.
You still got that Gingham dress, the one you wore at your graduation ceremony?

Yes, and the thighboots. God, they chafed me.
I was slapping mayonnaise on them for weeks after.

Even after the chafing had stopped.

Liz, there was a time when you was 'rockin' Mr Freedom and Granny Takes A Trip. It;s all the same. Mrs Liz was probably 'rockin' Ossie Clarke. It's all the same business - the jazz age, flappers and the teenager - it's all sensationalism !

You always were too big for yer boots ! and what's all this about chafin, have you taken up bird watchin or summar!

Nah! I am not that old, and Ms Liz is even younger, I am sure I have worn some dodgy stuff at some time, but I am quite plain with the clothes thing, strictly jeans and shirts, not all muso's dress like twats, anyway I can see the benefit of fashion on most people, and each to thier own an that, but this guy looked a complete cunt.

Lizard wrote:
> Nah! I am not that old [15], and Ms Liz is even younger [12],
Fact: in many countries, their union would be illegal.
And so would their marriage.
He shoud really be posting on Junior Bgafd [which is hosted by
Timmy Mallett].... has yer voice broken yet, Liz?

I had to stop the birdwatching after the police confiscated my
bins.
I don't know why didn't believe me when I explained to them
that Mrs. Juggsworthy-Tittenhanger's bedroom window-sill was
the favourite haunt of the greater freckled tit. When I produced
photographic evidence they threw me into a cell with three rapists
and an estate-agent, and when I was let out in the morning the
rapists had killed the estate-agent.
There's a moral here, I expect.....

You can have the boots, for a fiver and a jar of cockles.

I hope you get rickett's.