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I thought this story would interest you lot:

The theme of the ancient Greek play, Lysistrata, written by Aristophanes in 411 BC. There's nothing new under the sun.

Ah, but did the Ancient Greeks sue for anguish and backache?

Or perhaps they sought succour in the arms of their Ganymedes?

The way this country is going Gordon Brown will probably give them a grant to pay the compensation, seeing the root of the anxiety was probably our colonising the country The worst affected blokes will qualify for a council house in Nottingham and full Incapacity Benefits, plus unlimited sex with local prostitutes.

Or more likely, he wont.

Although, given half a chance, he would.